FUNHOUSE! 
The cyberzine of degenerate pop culture 
vol. 1 - no. 5; October 20, 1994 
HAWKS AND DOVES
RE*AC*TOR
TRANS
EVERYBODY'S ROCKIN'
HAWKS AND DOVES 
1980 - Reprise HS 2297 
Little Wing / The Old Homestead / Lost in Space / Captain Kennedy / Stayin' 
Power / Coastline / Union Man / Comin' Apart at Every Nail / Hawks and Doves 
by Jeff Connelly 
jeffc27553@aol.com 
Of his popular hit "Heart of Gold," Neil Young wrote, "This song put me in 
the middle of the road. Traveling there soon became a bore so I headed for 
the ditch; a rougher ride, but I saw more interesting people there." The 
same can be said for Hawks and Doves, Neil Young's first album following his 
phenomenally successful Rust tour. He heads straight for the metaphoric 
ditch, following his muse rather than striving for commercial success. This 
album is the first in his string of eclectic, experimental (self-indulgent? 
- you be the judge) eighties records. 
Side one has a spare, at times eerie 
sound. Unusual for a Neil Young album, the first track, "Little Wing," is 
practically a throwaway; perhaps it leads off so the album doesn't start 
overly dark. (Yeah, I know, you've got three words for me: Tonight's the 
Night). "The Old Homestead" dates back to 1974. Neil will often hold onto 
a song until he feels the time is right to release it, and it is the only 
track on the side with instruments other than Neil's guitar and harmonica. 
The song has a ghostly, Band-like feel to it, helped by the presence of Band 
drummer Levon Helm. 
The darkness of "Homestead" is countered by the 
relative whimsy of "Lost in Space" (featuring a guest vocal by a Marine 
Munchkin). The side ends with "Captain Kennedy," which lyrically would fit 
on a Tom Waits album, and both lyrically and musically evokes an image of 
Neil singing in a candlelit room with people lying about, smoking grass, and 
staring up at the flickering ceiling. Side two, in contrast, has a bright, 
country flavor and a full band. The omnipresent fiddle player would 
later tour with Neil in the International Harvesters. Most importantly, 
Neil sounds like he's having a lot of fun. Lyrically, the songs are much 
more direct - "Stayin' Power" and "Coastline" are love songs, while "Union 
Man" and "Comin' Apart at Every Nail" are more political, though the most 
pressing matter at the meeting in "Union Man" is the issuance of "Live Music 
Is Better" bumper stickers. Hey, first things first. The album ends with 
Hawks and Doves, which today Neil probably couldn't sing without making it 
ironic. (We'll ignore for the moment that he is originally from Canada). 
It's a burst of hey-we're-in-the-greatest-country-in-the world patriotism, 
right in tune with the beginning of the Reagan Era. Though I'm not a 
patriot in the classic sense (I prefer to think of myself as a Biafran 
neo-patriot), the song never fails to pick me up and make me smile. Had it 
been issued as a single and successful, it probably would stand today as a 
popular patriotic country anthem for those who find Lee Greenwood boring. 
RE*AC*TOR 
1981 - Reprise HS 2304 
Opera Star / Surfer Joe and Moe the Sleaze / T-Bone / Get Back on It / 
Southern Pacific / Motor City / Rapid Transit / Shots 
by Jack "Shakey" Mullins 
j.mullins1@genie.geis.com 
In 1979, Neil Young released Rust Never Sleeps, and side two of that album 
proved that he could dish out punk with the best of them. Then after an odd 
(but good) 1980 album Hawks and Doves, Neil followed up his punk effort with 
even rougher rock-and-roll. The outcome was Re*Ac*Tor. This 1981 album, with 
Crazy Horse, features some of the finest and rawest (not to mention 
overlooked) music of Neil Young's career; this album is a prerequisite to 
Grunge 101. 
Side one opens with "Opera Star," and reveals what would be in 
the future musically, with synthesizers quite up-front in the mix. It's 
uncompromising nonetheless, and the lyrics sting: "So you stay out all night 
getting fucked-up in that rock-and-roll bar," Neil sings. Following this, 
"Surfer Joe and Moe the Sleaze," might remind one, thematically, of a heavier 
version of Three Dog Night's (or Randy Newman's -JF) "Mama Told Me Not to Come." The next song wasn't even meant to be recorded, apparently, but wound 
up so because Neil and the Horse still felt like playing after they recorded 
the album. Nine-plus minutes of Neil playing wildly falanged guitar solos and 
repeating "Got mashed Potatoes, ain't got no T-Bone." This would be a show 
stopper if Neil ever took this song on tour! 
The side closes with "Get Back 
On It," a very jumpy tune, like "Are You Ready for the Country" with no steel 
and a grunge backbeat. It has a tough spot on the LP following the first 
three songs! Side two begins with what is probably the most accessible song 
on the album, "Southern Pacific," a rolling three-chord rocker about forced 
retirement - just like a Springsteen song, only with balls. The pretty hokey 
(but amusing) "Motor City" follows, and demonstrates how varied a Neil Young 
album can be from song to song. 
"Rapid Transit," along with the first three 
songs, would create the most perfect album side of all time - a very crunchy 
trip through power-chords, and Neil's stammering, which would offend some 
people. It's classic Neil, and almost a one note guitar solo again as well! 
"Shots" closes the album, and it takes on a completely different form than 
when Neil presented it in concert three years before, much as how the electric 
version of "Cowgirl in the Sand" compares to the Four Way Street version. But 
this song is much more sloppy and rough than "Cowgirl," which in fact sounds 
tame by comparison. 
Listening to one song at a time does not do justice here, 
folks. The album on a whole is a classic, and sadly it's a very underrated 
one. The forthcoming CD release of Re*Ac*Tor will hopefully give it another 
chance to be noticed, and I think it will be well received by people hearing 
it for the first time, since the roots of grunge show so clearly. 
UPDATE - Here's a translation of the Latin inscription on the back of the Re*ac*tor album cover:
"Deus, dona mihi serenitatem accipere res quae non possum mutare, 
fortitudinem mutare res quae possum, atque sapientiam differentiam 
cognoscere."
-- attributed to Francis of Assisi
TRANS 
1982 - Geffen GHS 2018 
Little Thing Called Love / If You Got Love / Computer Age / We R in Control / 
Transformer Man / Computer Cowboy (aka Syscrusher) / Hold on to Your Love / 
Sample and Hold / Mr. Soul / Like an Inca 
by Jeff Dove 
jeffdove@well.sf.ca.us 
As either a description of the transformation to a techno-Orwellian society or 
as a method of communication with a special child, Trans could not be created 
from the traditional approaches of solo, acoustic rock (Comes a Time, Rust 
Never Sleeps, Hawks and Doves) or fuzzed out, dueling guitar, electric rock 
(Rust Never Sleeps, Re-ac-tor) that Neil Young worked with over the previous 
four years. 
Trans required a new methodology. The core of this record 
features Neil contributing synthesized rhythms through the use of a 
Synclavier, and distorting his voice through a device called a Vocoder, to 
create a distant, metallic, robotic sound. It has been reported that the use 
of this gadgetry was borne from Young's attempts to reach his cerebral palsy 
afflicted son, but what emerged is a bit of negative science fiction about 
society's transistion to the computer age. 
The five central tracks, "Computer 
Age," "We R in Control," "Transformer Man," "Computer Cowboy (aka 
Syscrusher)," and "Sample and Hold," tell of a cold and mechanical society. 
"Computer Age" is a plea for warmth and humanity, while "We R in Control" 
spells out a technological anti-Utopia: 
"We control The data banks / 
We control The think tanks / We control The flow of air" 
As its title suggests, "Computer Cowboy (aka Syscrusher)" updates the 
mythology of the old west maverick to a modern electronic rebel. "Sample and 
Hold" describes a commercial venture that can provide a "unit" for a wanting 
man, made completely to the height, weight, skin and eye color, and other 
specifications of his desire. The song's protagonist, through Neil's vocals, 
requests not "the angry one" or "the lonely one" but "a new design - new 
design." "Transformer Man" is the key song, as it takes the idea of new 
technologies directly to the inspiration for this record, as the transformer 
man is Young's son: 
"Direct the action with the push of a button..." 
"Let us throw off the chains that / Hold you down" 
The overall message is one of the mechanization of mankind, and this is 
symbolized by the cover art. On the front a hippie with bongos thumbs a ride 
into the horizon (and into the album itself) from a convertible Chevy on a 
tree-lined road, while his counterpart on the other side of the street is an 
automaton making the return trip by hitching a space car traveling through the 
brave new world. 
The transition from one state to the next is described 
within the record, which is the unseen point in the distance. The back cover 
sums up the state of this future with a drawing of a human heart peeled open 
to reveal its transistor and microchip interior. The album is not completely 
techno, however, and these theme songs back their synthesized sounds with real 
guitars, bass, and drums - the beat is there.
 "Computer Cowboy (aka 
Syscrusher)" has a pretty raw guitar lead running through it, and "Sample and 
Hold" straight-out rocks through all of its weirdness. These five tracks 
weren't enough for an album, and thus Trans is filled out with two interesting 
pairs of songs. "Hold on to Your Love" and "Mr. Soul" maintain the sonic 
effect described above, although the former drops the Vocoder and presents an 
older, simple love song with the new style of music. 
"Mr. Soul" is the 
classic, given the complete futuristic treatment with distorted vocals and 
all. "Little Thing Called Love" and "Like an Inca" have a traditional sound 
to them. Each has none of the Kraftwerkesque effects, but are still somewhat 
unique when stacked up against the whole of Young's work. They seem to be the 
products of the same session, as each has a similar make-up. Though they 
employ a full rock band, the subtle electric lead guitar, strumming acoustic 
rhythm guitar, understated bass and drums, and calm singing don't sound like a 
lot else of what Neil does when he goes electric. They begin and end Trans, 
and I suspect that they had been in the can, not really fitting on previous 
records. 
With the need for more material for this record and a desire 
(however unsuccessful) not to completely alienate the new label (Geffen), 
Trans was seen as a good place to pull them out. "If You Got Love" is a 
phantom track (at least on my LP). It's listed on the jacket and the sleeve 
(with lyrics) but isn't on the disk. 
That Trans is Neil Young's first release for Geffen is also of interest. It 
is doubtful that he was intentionally trying to deliver uncommercial product, 
but likely that the record is just the result what he felt at the time. 
Dedicated Neil fans know that this is not unprecedented - just look back to 
Journey Through the Past. Geffen, however, wanted a big payoff from their new 
artist and probably were hoping for Harvest II. There have been several 
accounts of the label's initial rejection of Trans and the subsequent struggle to get it out. In 1994, we are well aware of the strange turns Neil's music 
can take, with Everybody's Rockin', Landing on Water, This Note's for You, and 
even Trans behind us. 
However, in 1982 the listening public wasn't prepared 
for these sounds, at a time when "new-wave and punk sucks" was the mantra of 
the FM rock stations who were fighting with everything they had to dismiss 
rock-and-rollers like the Ramones and the Clash as worthless. 
If you can 
accept the mechanical vocals you'll find some great, solid rock sounds behind 
them. All of Crazy Horse are involved (they are probably the band on "Little 
Thing Called Love" and "Like an Inca," although the liner notes don't break 
down musicians by song), as well as Nils Lofgren, and regular Young 
contributors Ben Keith and Bruce Palmer. Trans doesn't seem intended as a 
swipe at Geffen, but the bad blood between artist and label started with it, 
and led to the giant FU that is the next record, Everybody's Rockin'. 
At a time (1983) when the fad was a rockabilly revival (with the fluff of the Stray 
Cats leading the way), Neil probably wanted to put Geffen off and show the 
youngsters how it's done at the same time. How else can you explain an album 
that is just over twenty minutes long and is completely detached in style from 
any of his recorded work that came before? 
The tour that followed Trans was 
also an interesting experience. It was mostly a solo acoustic event, with 
Neil shifting between upright piano, grand piano, and acoustic guitar, until 
the encore. At that point in the show he emerged, complete with futuristic 
shades, behind his synth and with Vocoder in place to deliver a trio of songs 
from the record, including "Transformer Man" and "Mr. Soul." 
EVERYBODY'S ROCKIN' 
1983 - Geffen GHS 4013 
Betty Lou's Got a New Pair of Shoes / Rainin' In My Heart / Payola Blues / 
Wonderin' / Kinda Fonda Wanda / Jellyroll Man / Bright Lights, Big City / 
Cry, Cry, Cry / Mystery Train / Everybody's Rockin' 
by Jyrki Kimmel 
kimmel@cortex.sai.vtt.fi 
As much has been said about Neil Young and his relationship with Geffen in the 
1980's, this review focuses only on the record Everybody's Rockin'. A history 
of listening to Neil Young, however, brings a personal bias to the article. 
The album consists of five rock-and-roll standards as well as five songs by 
Young (two of them with co-authors). In all, the tone is that of great 
nostalgia, and the standards are recorded with care and original spirit. At 
the same time, humor is not forgotten, as is shown in the opening "Betty Lou's 
Got a New Pair of Shoes," a childish play on rhymes, and "Kinda Fonda Wanda," 
as in its lyric: 
"...'cause Wanda always wanna wanna wanna..." 
Another play on words, or rather imagery, is "Jellyroll Man," with obvious 
references to sex: 
"I gotta have it right now " 
But maybe I just see it that way. The album-ending title song is also a 
seemingly meaningless rock-and-roll tune, in the vein of "Shakin' All Over," 
"Let's Twist Again," "At the Hop," or any other song proclaiming the birth of a new way to dance, but with the added topical notion of Ronnie and Nancy, 
"rocking in the White House all night long."
 A more serious effort is "Payola 
Blues," a lament of record company payoffs and of radio DJs. "Rainin' In My 
Heart" and "Cry, Cry, Cry" go beyond the usual in rock and roll tear-jerker 
ballads, and Neil's renditions are superbly true to that spirit in both songs. 
The most noteworthy songs, when taken out of context on the album, are 
"Wonderin'," a tune Neil wrote and had performed on stage in the seventies, 
and covers of "Bright Lights, Big City" and "Mystery Train," both great hits 
from their era. 
"Wonderin'" would be a rocker in any arrangement, and this 
version is just perfect. "Bright Lights, Big City" is sang as if Neil 
personally is relating a story of a girlfriend lost in metropolitan splendor. 
"Mystery Train" also has a personal, emotional feel, and it does not have its 
roots in Neil's model railroad hobby. 
The album clocks in at 24 minutes, over 
which the very essence of fifties rock is laid out, turned over, and emptied. 
Undoubtedly this is the music Neil grew up with (with the obvious exception of 
the personally penned songs), and as such, Everybody's Rockin' is a great 
tribute to the roots of rock-and-roll in a time when artists of a "Younger" 
generation are crafting tribute albums to the Godfather of Grunge himself.